The kids are at home from boarding school and I can't find any of the kitchen staff!AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
that means I have to cook food for the kids
I HATE COOKING
Not sure what that thing in front of me does?
I had to wear Demi-Couture to stop any food particles coming into contact with me.
Well let me get on with it and make them some toast.
7 comments:
I hate cooking too!!!! But at least you look fabulous, dahling (and are well protected!). BTW, did you make the oven mitt?!
Genius!!!....and too bloody GORGEOUS to cook!
quote - "BTW, did you make the oven mitt?!"
no darling my hands are in my pocket!
OMG, sorry, I thought that was a demi-couture oven mitt!!!! LOLOLOL!
(but hey, that sounds pretty awesome actually, even though I don't cook!)
Wow!!! U can do toast?!?!
Love the 'dinner lady' outfit Plastik, but the fumes from the toaster will have contaminated it ... it is not v. dangerous and highly toxic.
If you get your butler to pack it up and send it to me, I will dispose of it safely - Ack! it's the LEAST I can do!
Your posts are so much fun...every single one!
Terri
That is awesome!!!! She is a girl after my own heart. I wouldn't know what to do with that thing. Hope she doesn't get too many food particles on her though!
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