The kids are at home from boarding school and I can't find any of the kitchen staff!
I went on a date last night with this guy from Dulux so I slipped into something appropriate
The police gave me the details of my Ex's accident today ..... it seems the brakes on his car was cut and the only way he could stop the car was to drive it into a wall ......... he survive that, but as he hit the wall, the airbags shot out, and with him being on the rather large size he was trapped and the air bags suffocated him !!! 
I have had with the kids .... now that I can afford to go private, it's off to school with them.
I shipped them off first thing this morning and now I can get on with sorting my life out.
The police came around asking questions about my ex. Brad was quick to give a alibi, very strange, he is up to something ....... I just know!! Still no sight of my mother.
With everything going on I had to get out the house, the kids are driving me mad ..... they are fighting again and Brad just won't go ...... so I decided to go and do some shopping to make me feel better and found this little gem ................. I do feel a lot better now!!!!
woke up with the biggest headache ever .... got downstairs to find Brad (what the hell is he still doing here?) reading the morning paper, it took me a while to realise I WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE of today's newspaper!!!!! What the hell is going on??? My mother disappeared and is nowhere to be found, her bags are gone and her phone switched off. OMG my husband is dead!!!
I don't remember anything about last night. What the hell happened???
I think my mother has drugged me! I wondered why she was so eager to make me a cocktail. Everything is a blur and very hazy ....... I can't focus or think. Maybe she just slipped me some of her tranquilizers to calm me down ........ everything is swirling before me ...... Omg ..... is that Brad talking to my mother?? I must be tripping out .... whats he doing here? I chucked him out the house weeks ago??
My mother dragged me down some dodgy backstreet clinic, pushed me in a chair and started speaking Russian to this guy that looked like he's had only 5 minutes training at med school.
She swore to me that he was the best and she would know, she's had a few jobs done!
Not that she would admit that to anyone,but I remember when I was younger she would come home all bruised and wearing sunglasses not taking them off for weeks on end, she would even sleep with them on. Well this guy pull and tugged on me for hours (or at least it felt like hours)
I must say I walked out of there feeling 16 again!
With everything going on in my life the last thing I need is my mother turning up!!!!
Even though I hated living in this hellhole I was so surprised today when my next door neighbour told me that he did a painting of me as a going away present.
First I need a makeover ....... If I am going to kick some ass I need to look like a million dollars!
enough is enough!!!
I have not posted for a while .......... as you can see I "walked into a door" at the same time as I told Brad to pack his bags and leave!!!!! That SOB!
Well I started looking for a job ...... it’s not that easy until I called up a old friend of mine, I was so exited, I haven’t done modelling for years, until I got there ......... the bastard wanted me to make tea and sweep the floors ...... can u believe it!!! I use to be the best paid model on the planet until that bastard ex-husband of mine took away my best years, now they think I am going sweep up their shit!
NO WAY!
Well back to the classifieds
